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what's your favourite quote?

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." -- Groucho Marx
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"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." -- Gandhi
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"I have no problems with prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -- W. C. Fields
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"Do you know the real reason why Abraham Lincholn was shot in the theatre. His cell phone kept going off." -- Jay Leno
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do -- you never know when you're finished."
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"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -- Mark Twain
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"Baseball is 90 percent mental -- the other half is physical." -- Yogi Berra
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do -- you never know when you're finished." -- Leslie Nielsen
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"Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." -- Rita Rudner
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"Why is it that with birthday cakes you can blow on them and spit on them and everybody rushes to get a piece?"-- Bobby Keaton
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." -- Woody Allen
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"Last night, I ordered an entire meal in French, and even the waiter was surprised. It was a Chinese restaurant." -- Henny Youngman
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"I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life." -- Rita Rudner
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"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -- George Gobel
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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." -- Emo Philips
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." -- Richard Jeni
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"It's so dreamy, oh, fantasy free me, so you can't see me, no not at all."
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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Total votes : 9

FUNNY QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Postby the music man on Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:09 pm

I love funny quotes! Pick your favorite.


you also have to guess the last two quotes. you have to tell me who said it, what movie or musical, and that's it.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian. . . . . .
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Postby adam on Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:47 am

nice avatar kevin that guy rocked in the movie
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Postby the music man on Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:33 pm

pick a quote. now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby adam on Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:20 pm

i picked the one by mark twain
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Postby the music man on Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:25 pm

i like that one too!!!!!!!!


now answer my question.
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Postby the music man on Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:08 pm

you are all blacklisted.



answer my question.....it's not that hard
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Postby Sicky on Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:54 pm

you're on my list....Kevin....(pokes him and then pinches his ear)

I picked the one about hating everyone equally....sigh....
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Postby the music man on Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:19 pm

all are blacklisted!!!!!!!!!!
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